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Welcome to Book Dish. This isn’t a review. It’s Mad and Lillie honestly discussing a recent book. Book Dish may have SPOILERS. And possibly bad words. Today’s Book Dish is about Wolf With Benefits by Shelly Laurenston (out March 26, 2013)

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Blurb:

Shelly Laurenston, New York Times bestselling author and a star in the paranormal romance genre, comes the eighth book is the successful Pride series, that blends outrageous humor and sexy shapeshifters to create irresistible heroes that readers fall in love with.

Ricky Lee has no plans of getting serious about anyone, but he will protect Toni Jean-Louis Parker. Not just because he’s been hired to do so, but because it’s the right thing to do. And if that means traveling around the country with one complicated She-jackal, dealing with chocolate-eating wild dogs, instigating trouble between his brothers, and having the most amazing sex he’s ever had…well, who said his job didn’t have perks?

Toni doesn’t know how she keeps getting herself into these situations. But even she has to admit there’s something about Ricky Lee Reed that she finds kind of interesting…and downright sexy. Now they just have to survive long enough to figure out if what they have is worth fighting for…

Mad: Let’s do this. *cracks knuckles* lol

Lillie: Alrighty. So we have Ricky Lee Reed,wolf shifter and the slightly goofy brother of Ronnie Lee and Toni Jean-Louis Parker, jackel and big sister to 10 prodigy siblings! That’s a lot of siblings…

Mad: Her parents weren’t playing when it came to kid-making. Haha!

Lillie: Nope! And those siblings were some of my favorite moments. The fact that she trained them to help discourage men by asking “Are you my daddy?” whenever men came near her was HYSTERICAL.

Mad: That cracked me up every time they said it. Priceless.

Kyle was a hoot, I don’t know if I would have had as much patience with him as Toni did.

And that scene when he first meets Bo and he tells him what he thinks about Bo being a hockey player? Bo replies with “I wish I could say you disgust me but I understand what you’re saying” I laughed so hard at that part.

Lillie: I liked that Toni didn’t see them as perfect. The comments of “those evil bastards”, “narcassistic brats” etc made me smile.

Mad: She was their rock and kept them grounded.

Lillie: She did and didn’t realize how special that was. I loved seeing her use those same skills in her new job with the hockey team. Watching her calm Bo was a thing of brilliance.

Mad: Yes…and the scene with the bear who hated to fly? What was his name? She handled it like she needed to.

Lillie: And I loved that Ricky Lee saw that in her from the beginning. He got what was important to her, what she needed, and handled her when necassary. I don’t think I could see any other character as a hero for her. He was just so laid back and let it all flow.

Mad: Right and he seemed like he never lost his cool and just was waiting for the entertainment to come to him, as he said to Toni. 🙂

Lillie: Speaking of entertainment, almost ALL the former heroes and heroines made an appearance in this one! Irene, Miki, Sara, Gwen, Blayne. I was so happy! It was like a big dysfunctional family reunion!

Mad: I agree, I felt that the whole time I was reading it. Loved each time a previous character came into the story.

How funny did you fine that Toni could not remember Blayne’s name to save her life? It was Blane, Blank, Bane, etc but never Blayne.

Lillie: Bwahaha! Seeing Blayne get flustered by that was awesome.

Mad: What did you think of Del, Toni’s sister? That chick was a piece of work!

Lillie: I’ve rarely been creeped out by a Laurenston character but that one did it. Pure evil. And I don’t think we’ve seen the last of her. I think her and Dee Ann will be having another Come To Jesus moment somewhere down the line.

Mad: Neither do I and it’s not going to be pretty when Dee-Ann finally gets her hands on her.

Without giving spoilers, what did you think of the new shifter that was introduced?

Lillie: That was my favorite part! More than the romance between Toni and Ricky, more than past characters, I LOVED Livy! She’s awesome! And I think Laurenston has created the best shifter EVER with her. All the hints dropped about what she was then when it was finally revealed, I squealed a little. I want her book now. Right this very second.

Mad: She and Dee-Ann together scare me …. I would not ever want to be on the wrong side of them. The things they could do…..

Lillie: Yeah, those two as friends (or as close as either of them come to friendship) is a little scary. Dee has always been the ultimate badass of this series but Livy may have her beat on the oh-shit scale. She’s got that dangerous side that Dee has but also the craziness of Sara. That combo… *shudders*

Mad: True! Which brings me to Sara…she was in only one scene but she was as crazy as ever, hilarious to see her pop up like that.

What was your favorite scene? Can you even choose?

Lillie: I honestly don’t think I can. Where Bo beats the hell out of Reece again as Ricky Lee watched? Where the 3 year old twins broke the mighty king of the jungle? The Reed brothers breaking into Brendon Shaw’s apartment again just to eat his yogurt? Soooo many!

You?

Mad: The twins chasing each other with knives/scissors…the scene where Freddy wanted to see how tall he could be if he stood on Bo’s shoulders & Bo let him? That melted me when he picked him up & stood him on his shoulders. Sissy & Ronnie Lee trying to help Ricky Lee get over his ex…when he didn’t need it. lol Or when Livy jumped that lion because he was rude to her without a hint as to what was going to happen.

Lillie: I’ve liked all of Laurenston’s shifter books but this is one of my favorites. I just loved it. Final grade?

Mad: If I could give it higher than an A+ I would….I loved everything about it! You?

Lillie: Same here. Definitely a recommended read. If I didn’t have a ton of review books I need to get to, I would already be rereading it.

Mad: I love when an author does that to me. I want to just dive right back in and just start rereading this whole series all over again.

Lillie: Me too. More Laurenston books NOW, please.

Mad: Yes. I feel like telling her WRITE FASTER, PLEASE but she might cut me like the characters she writes about 😉

Lillie: Good point. We’ll just stare longingly in her general direction.

Mad’s favorite quote:

“Can I stand on your shoulders?”

“What?”

“Can I stand on your shoulders? Just for a minute or so.”

“Why?”

“I want to know what it’s like to be tall.”

Bo was about to explain that the chances of a jackal being as tall as him – a lion-polar bear hybrid – were impossible but decided against it. In fact, he could actually hear Blayne in his head telling him not to tell Freddy that. So, Bo instead crouched down and held his arm out. The boy grabbed it with both hands and Bo lifted him, placing his small feet on his shoulders. When he had the boy secure, Bo’s hands wrapped tightly around Freddy’s ankles, Bo stood tall.

“Woooooow,” Freddy sighed out. “I can see the entire world from here.”

Lillie’s favorite quote:

“I was eighteen. She was nineteen. And kind of a,” he covered his goddaughter’s ears with his hands, “whore.”

“Now, now. That’s my cousin, Ricky Lee.” When Ricky just stared at him, Bobby shrugged. “Who is kind of a whore.”

GIVEAWAY!

We are giving away 3 digital copies of Wolf With Benefits! Nook or kindle format, winner’s choice. We’ll be drawing the names on Sunday and the book will be gifted on release day. To be entered in the giveaway, just leave a comment below. What is your favorite Shelly Laurenston book. And if you haven’t read Laurenston yet, what makes you like shifter books?

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Book Dish is a new feature at Novel Thoughts. This isn’t a review. It’s Mad and Lillie honestly discussing a recent book. Book Dish will be full of SPOILERS. And possibly bad words. Except in this one, we will use “fudge ripple” instead of the f bomb because that’s what our heroine does 😀

EYE OF THE STORM

by Monette Michaels

Security Specialists International, book 1

Lillie: So we have Keely, our heroine. She has 5 brothers, all badass SEALs, Marines, etc. Her dad is a marine. She went to MIT at 13, got 3 doctorates, spent 5 days in BUDs before she was caught, then went to sniper school, all while working with the DOD and other alphabet agencies through MIT. Through that work, she discoveres her brother Tweetie (yes Tweetie) and his band of badass mercs are walking into a trap and goes to South America to save them. That’s where the story begins. Did I forget anything about her background?

Mad: Don’t think so, isn’t that enough?

Lillie: Obviously not, since we got a full book about her awesomeness.

Mad: Oh oh! Her Spider sense, don’t forget her spider sense.

Lillie: Yes! Her spider sense that always lets her know about bad stuff. And her flaming hair that attracts all men by the droves. And her perfect tiny body.

Mad: Yes because it’s a burden to her but *sigh* It is what it is.

Lillie: Such a burden. Poor tiny perfect heroine

I don’t even know where to begin with this one. I guess all the butt kicking in South America?

Mad: Yes. Because you know when you’re in the middle of a butt kicking, you pause long enough to make googley eyes at hero and flirt with him.

Lillie: Yep, all his boners and butt patting were so romantic when done in front of her brother while people were shooting at them and THROWING LIVES GRENADES!

Mad: And that’s all after she took out 2 bad mercs and then killed a third before getting to her brother.

Don’t hate, they were very romantic, where else did you expect them to do that? Haha

But did you truly believe the hero got so possessive so quickly? I kept wanting to say “slow down, man, breathe.”

Lillie: Yeah, that was really fast. Within seconds of her showing her face, he was beating his chest and growling mine.

Mad: Give me a sec, I have to grab my Kindle. I made so many highlights reading this. Close to 100. Did you?

Lillie: I don’t have as many. I knew you did so I zipped through and let you take the time to highlight the crazy.

Mad: That first scene when she took out those 2 mercs and told them that it was “Too bad you had to run across me on one of my mean days.” I knew it was just beginning of the WTFery to happen in the book.

Lillie: And that attitude sticks through the whole book. Let the wtfery begin!

Mad: I think I said “Girl, shut up.” a billion times (not really but it sure felt like it!)

Lillie: But if she didn’t tell us how awesome she is, how would we know? Not when she killed a dozen baddies after she found her brother, not when she dived and threw the before-mentioned grenade back at the baddies, not when she was dizzy with a fever and killed 2 more bad guys. She has to tell us so we know!

Mad: That was such a stupid scene. She’s got a fever, feeling weak and dizzy yet she’s like the Energizer Bunny that won’t quit and keeps on killing.

Before she passes out and needs to be carried and fed through a straw because she is so weak and out of it.

Lillie: Wait! We must discuss my favorite (not really) scene.

Mad: And that is?

Lillie: After the guys discover the bruises and bite marks from her kidnapping and torture pre-rescue and she takes out 2 of the baddies while sick, the hero gets back to her to find her delirious. He scoops her up, and after knowing her for 30 minutes, a tear runs down the ultimate badass’s manly cheek because he was afraid for her. *sigh* So romantic!(we really need a sarcasm font)

Mad: That scene, it made me roll my eyes so hard while saying “you big ass crybaby, you don’t even KNOW her yet!”

Lillie: But it did lead up to the scene that should never be in any book outside of Flowers in the Attic.

I’m not even going to try to describe the next part. We’ll just put the actual quote. Ren (hero) has Keely in a cool tub to bring down her fever. Her brother is in the bathroom with her and they are examining her wounds.

Keely’s brother knelt by the tub and efficiently gave her a shot in the upper arm. “A dead one. But first, my brothers and I will want a little ‘talk’ with the fucker.” He took another cloth and began to bathe his sister’s legs. His hand halted almost immediately. “Aww, fuck, just fuck.”

At the look on Tweeter’s face, at the tone in his voice, Ren stiffened. Icy fear traveled his spine. “What?”
“You can’t see from there–” Tweeter choked back what sounded suspiciously like a sob. “Between her legs … on her inner thigh.”
“No!” He howled the word. Had she been raped? The bathroom door banged open and Vanko rushed in.

“What’s wrong with the little one?” Ren was so upset he didn’t even think to order Vanko to leave the room. He just pulled Keely into his arms, laying her across his lap, then gently spread her legs. Bruising on her inner thighs looked like finger marks. He traced the ugly evidence of her legs being forcibly held apart. He scanned every millimeter of her skin up to the red-curl-covered mound. There was a multitude of bruises.

Mad: Yes, that was a little too creepy for my tastes. I have brothers and never would I think there would ever be any situation for something like that to happen. No. Just no.

Lillie: Tweeter is looking at her privates. Hero is looking at them. Then the other team member is too. And they see nothing wrong with this! Toooo much for me.

Mad: YES. I seriously had issues with that scene like it was NORMAL for such a scene to occur.

Lillie: And that’s not the last time we see siblings talking about each others pink parts or dangley bits but that part comes later.

Mad: Then when she woke up after 3 days of being unconscious and she’s all “oh, I need a Pepsi but oh wait, I’m also hungry, the guys aren’t here so I’ll go downstairs BY MYSELF and get something to eat knowing the villain was STILL out there waiting for them.

Dumb

Dumb

Dumb

Lillie: Yes! Soooo damn dumb. But she’s super heroine so what do you really expect?

Mad: Yes, I know, her Spider sense and all. I had NO IDEA Spiderman had a sister.

Lillie: One of the things I did like about this book and is one of my favorite parts in many romances, is that the hero takes care of her. Loved seeing that soft side of him, even if it was way over the top.

Mad: Her over the top-ness just blinded me to him for the most part, to be honest.

And so, she’s downstairs in a private cabana, waiting for her food when two mercs come in and want to take her to their boss. But, not only are they there to take her to their boss, she’s noticed they both have an erection by just talking to her.

Lillie: Because she’s awesome, of course. But she still kicks their asses after she was unconscious for three days.

Mad: I’m just glad I knew going in from the Amazon forums this book was first mentioned on, that it was very over the top. I guess knowing that before I went in kept me from having this end up as a DNF for me plus, the whole WTFery business of it all kept me glued to it and kept me turning pages.

And the mom. I just can’t even…I have no words for that scene she was in. I kept thinking “Seriously? Are you fudge ripple kidding me?!” lol

Lillie: When her parents show up to help kick butt (because that’s what all super families do) for the very first part I got what I would have expected. Her family being over protective of the 21 year old virgin. Then her mom notices the hero’s erection and they all have a convo about his boner. Really?! REALLY?! How is this normal?

Mad: I know. That was beyond strange AND THEN!!

That scene where the heroine announces to the whole room that she’s not wearing any panties. Why? For the love of God, WHY would you do that? Yes, they’re your family but there were guys in there that YOU DID NOT KNOW and you nonchalantly say this then walk out of the room?

That’s something you take your Mom aside for…the mom that was already in the room too when you announced that. You don’t bring that up like a “oh, by the way, I lost my keys” bit. This was personal business no one else needed to know.

Lillie: Then it says that all males eyes were glued to her ass as she walked away. That made me shudder since 5 sets of those eyes were her brothers’ and one was her dad’s. Why would the author do that to us? *gag*

Mad: Yes. I just….mercy, I have no words.

Lillie: I had that problem often in this book.

So hero puts Keely, her mom, and bro on a plane back to base. He stays in SA to find the bad guy and she becomes all super woman by fitting his base with top notch security programs.

They are apart for 7 days and only talk on the phone every evening. Then he comes back…

Mad: Yes. This is a week later. She’s spent what? a day/ a day and a half with him before that? 3 of them she was unconscious with a fever so I’m NOT counting those.

And all of a sudden she’s thinking to herself that she can’t sleep without the hero in bed with her.

Lillie: They were together and conscious a total of maybe 6 hours.

Mad: Exactly! Not even a day and she’s gotten so used to him that she now can’t sleep without him because he keeps the nightmares away?

Major major eye rolling on my part.

Lillie: Well, he was crying over her within an hour of their meet. *shrugs*

Mad: Not even an hour, that wuss.

Lillie: Don’t hate on the manly tears. They were MANLY!

Mad: They were NOT needed at that point. That was just so silly. Manly tears or not. Haha.

Lillie: So he gets back just as the bad guys arrive at base. And of course super woman and Tweetie (god help me) are out in a blizzard. Hero loses his shit, Keely is uber badass sniper and eliminates all the bad guys but becomes sick from being out in a blizzard.

Once again, hero takes care of her.

And then I get my favorite scene (no, no sarcasm) where hero confides his feelings about her to his brother.

Mad: That seemed the theme though, right? She’s all badass. She kicks ass, kills the baddies and when it’s all said and done, she’s all faint and weak and can’t keep her eyes open anymore.

Needs to be carried, needs to be coddled and let’s not forget that she needs to eat through a straw because OMG she’s so weak.

Lillie: Yes, that is every action scene and there are tons of those.

Mad: But then, she bounces back and she’s all Rambina again.

Lillie: She’s weak and has a needle phobia. And a blood phobia. And a killing phobia. And…yeah. All that and then some.

Mad: I was exhausted just reading about all her kickass then weakness scenes.

Oh oh!

Lillie: Oh?

Mad: Let’s not forget that whenever the hero was around her he had an erection that would not go away and her womb clenched every time she thought of him. *snickering*

Lillie: Damn clenching wombs.

Mad: I’m dying, stop! lol

Lillie: During all this, she’s using her uber genius ability to sniff out the traitor. But, wait! Still no sexy times and the heroine has waited long enough! (you know, all big whopping 10 conscious hours.)

Keely wants sex. Ren is afraid her wee little vagina can’t handle his massive manliness. She explains that her mom is smaller than her (eww) and her dad is his size (double eww) and they will be fine. Hero is not convinced. Then there is this scene….

She changed her caress, tighter and rougher on his shaft, then a light swipe over the head with her palm before moving more firmly down the shaft. “Better, big guy? And I do mean big. You are larger than all my brothers.”

Mad: Where I shared on Twitter with comments of “Moron” “Idiot” and “Dumbass” if I remember correctly.

That was sooo dumb! So dumb!

Lillie: I didn’t even have words. Still don’t. Just a lot of blinking and “whaaaa?”

Mad: And then the vegetables! She goes looking for vegetables to get rid of her virginity since hero won’t do it.

That was another “ARE YOU SERIOUS, STOP IT, YOU DUMB WOMAN!”

Lillie: Not just goes looking but announces to all the mercs (including her brother) that’s she’s looking for veggies to stretch her wee little vagina. Then tells hero, still in front of everyone, that the zucchinis were too small!

Mad: Yes. That had WTF all over.

Lillie: This is when I started drinking…

Mad: *giggling* But then wait….

They finally get down to the sexytimes business.

Lillie: Hero decides that nothing, not even veggies, are stealing what belongs to him and drags her back to the cabin. Sexy times occur that really weren’t all that sexy.

Mad: He doesn’t wear a condom. She tells him she’s on the Pill. They have sex. THEN he decides after they have unprotected sex that he’s going to go down on her to lap up her creamy juice…which is also his since he had no condom on.

Ew. Just ew.

Lillie: Blech!

Mad: And tells her that’s how he’s going to do it with her from then on. Unprotected sex, then he’ll go down on her. *covers eyes*

Lillie: Then it’s 3 weeks later. Hero is on another mission and Kelly tells her brother she needs to go to town for clothes and to get a refill on her birth control. She actually ran out BEFORE they had sex but she should be safe right? You see where this is going…

Mad: It’s taken another turn in cray-cray town.

Lillie: Off we go to town. She’s pregnant of course and is feeling weak and sick on their way back. Then the bad guys show. Again.

Mad: And she turns into Rambina. Again.

Lillie: Of course. Saves the day, then hero shows for clean up. But she’s sick! And wounded. Oh noes!

Mad: And so exhausted. Needs her man.

Lillie: She faints (again), is taken to the hospital where the doctor tells the hero she is knocked up. Hero is ecstatic. And terrified because Rambina is a kickass warrior sprite who can’t be contained.

Mad: Yep but oh my god, she’s pregnant with his baby so all is right in the world.

Lillie: Except….(dum dum dum) the bad guys make it onto base and grab the pregnant Rambina!

Mad: Completely off topic but now I wonder if Quinn and Lacey (secondary characters) have a book of their own.

Lillie: No idea but I’d probably read it.

Mad: Have no fear, Lillie! Rambina can handle herself.

Lillie: Of course she does! But the hero ultimately gets to save the day and shoot the bad guy for the first time in the book.

Mad: He’s no longer a wuss. Rejoice with me.

*snickering*

Lillie: *much rejoicing occurs*

And that’s basically the end.

Mad: NO!

Lillie: Oh no…

Mad: You forgot the part where she’s horny and calls her MOTHER for tips on how to get raunchy sexytimes with hero again.

Because she’s tired of vanilla sexytimes.

Not only does SHE call her mother but HERO calls her father for advice too.

Lillie: Yes, he called her dad to see if he could bang the man’s daughter doggy style.

I think I forgot that on purpose.

Mad: ROFL Yes.

Lillie: The answer was yes, by the way. The parents said it was just fine to have dirty, energetic sex with their pregnant  daughter. So they do.

I hate to even ask this but what’s your final grade on this one?

Mad: I gave it a 2.5/3 star. The whole WTFery kept it from being a DNF & I did have fun with the over the top-ness of it all. I think I’ve finally read my first cracktastic book!

But…in all the shootings, the villain was still not caught so that was kind of lame.

What about you?

Lillie: It would have been a 4 star for me if the family part hadn’t happened. But with Tweetie staring at her vag, her talking about sibling penis size, the parents, etc, it was bumped down to 2.5 stars. I love the over protective hero and all his care of her so that kept it from being a DNF for me. But yes, this is pure crack.

I was disappointed that she had a 30+ body count but the bad guy was still around at the end. Lame.

Mad: After this WTFery read, you won’t be surprised at all that I bought book 2 in the series today. I plan to see if that is as over the top as this one is although, kind up upset that the hero is not one of her brothers nor one of the hero’s brother. Just one of the dudes the hero works with who got a 1 page phone call with hero towards the very end of the book.

Will keep you posted on this read. 😀

You can read all of Mad’s Kindle highlights and notes here and Lillie’s here.

Buy links:

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There is also a free follow-up novella on the author’s site!

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